wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
