If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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