No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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