I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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