god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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