So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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