when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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