also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
