is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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