Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day

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(518): View more from New York

my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right

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(727): View more from Florida

Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night

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