My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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