He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
where are my eyebrows?
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