All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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