are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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