: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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