The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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