PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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