She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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