new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just puked most of my soul out..
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