Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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