Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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