Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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