Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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