I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
