I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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