chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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