This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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