woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm really busy with my period
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