A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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