id be glad to
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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