There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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