I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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