i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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