My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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