You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
