That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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