I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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