Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just invented taco cereal.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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