Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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