eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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