I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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