He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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