Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Non-Jews are for practice
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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