she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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