Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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