I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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