I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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