I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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