I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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