Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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