When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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