Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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