problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
