The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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