And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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